More Taxes, why f'n not...

This is my new favorite sign... Especially if I have some spending to do...

So let me get this straight Deval, Let's increase the state sales tax at a time when consumer spending has come to an almost shuttering hault. Businesses across the country are folding faster than Heather Locklear finished her last drink... And your grandeous idea to create money for government spending, is to potentially bankrupt the already struggling businesses within 10-15 miles of the New Hampshire border. WOW fuckin neat! Correct me if I am wrong, but it seems that Deval's brilliant school of thought basically states that by over taxing the people who are actually putting money into the states economy, we will be able to save teachers and firefighters and police officers jobs... Hmm I have a couple better ideas to stimulate the ecomony... This is some real outside of the box thinking are you ready...

#1 Deval give back your paycheck, you don't deserve it---you fuckin' suck

#2 Toll takers ---Fuck off, sorry no one deserves $60k and a pension for catching change, DAMN I just had an epiphony--- Put homeless people in the boothes, those fuckers won't drop a nickel and they'll work for Pabst Blue Ribbon.

#3 Bring back the death penalty... Average cost to house an inmate for 365 days - $40k that's no so much but wait...**On January 1, 2008, there were 1,785 inmates serving a life sentence. Of the 1,785, there were 917 inmates serving a first-degree life sentence while the remaining 868 were serving a sentence of second-degree life....**

Sweet let's do some math...

1785 X $40k = $71,400,000 per year

or

1785 bullets x 53cents each = $946.05 one time fee! - I think I just balanced the budget!

#4 The speaker of the House of Representatives in the state of New Hampshire makes $150 dollars per year --- ^The speaker of the House of Representatives in Mass makes $61,400.^

Maybe if people were running for office to make a difference instead of earn a check, kickbacks and a great potential for a state funded pension, we would have people running the state with some integrity.

In closing for the evening, as I have to get back to Rescue Me, I hope some of the moonbats are starting to open their eyes... Massachusetts residents are fleeing to border states... Government spending is out of control... and unemployment is still on the rise. So we have proof that a Chicago politician can talk a lot shit during a campaign and can't deliver shocking... Now to everyone wanted to be the a part of "HOPE" last fall, here's a big ole FUCK YOU --- and I say that with all due respect, you fuckheads got what you voted for... You can explain to your kids why you can't afford to put them through college without going into a retarded amount of debt or why once "Universal Health Care or Reparations (as I like to call it)" is put into effect, they will be spending a lot less time with newly defined "terminally sick" relatives. Good job, way to fuckin' think it through...

**-info courtesy of:

http://www.mass.gov/?pageID=eopsmodulechunk&L=3&L0=Home&L1=Public+Safety+Agencies&L2=Massachusetts+Department+of+Correction&sid=Eeops&b=terminalcontent&f=doc_faq&csid=Eeops

^-info courtesy of:

http://www.bostonherald.com/projects/payroll/massachusetts/last_name.ASC//deleo

NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM....

All, I received this as an email and do not know who wrote it originally. Please read as it is hysterical....

Welfare Poem I cross ocean poor and broke, Take bus see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say 'You come no more, We send cash right to your door.
Welfare checks they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by I get plenty money, Thanks to you American dummies.
Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come fast as you can.
They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they all moving in, But neighbor's patience are wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house and then I say
'Find more aliens for house to rent.' And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family they just trash, But they too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kid's need a dentist? Wife needs pills
We get free! We got no bills!
American's crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan .. It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of$2,470.00 This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement. Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! Let’s send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked off and maybe we can get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 years.
Please forward to every American to expose what our elected politicians have been doing over the past 11 years - to the over-taxed American. SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW

your senior senator...

Well well well Mr. Kennedy. Congratulations on throwing out the 1st pitch at opening day. What type of arrangements did Red Sox & Co. make for Mary Jo Kopechne's family? Oh I am sorry has everyone forgotten that Teddy 2-Drinks killed this woman via OUI after a night of saucin' it up. But wait folks this bed time story is far from over. The fact is that after Kennedy "Beau-Duked" his car off the bridge into the drink, rather than help the woman trapped and drowing--- he swam to shore, went home, and my personal favorite had breakfast and called his attorney! Man of the people for the people I must agree.
I am not here to chastise our Senior Senator, but WTF! His rise to power was afforded to him by the fact he is the millionaire son of a criminal. It is easy to say give give give, when you have never had to work work work for your OWN money Mr. Kennedy. Maybe that is why you felt the need to reform the immigration laws. Apparently requiring immigrants to have a trade or education, the ability to understand basic english and having no criminal record was too stringent of criteria for Teddy Cocktails. Way to think that one through. I will say "spot on" for your ability to disassociate yourself from your communist relative Joe. "Hey Joe, don't you worry Chavez will be collecting on all those favors you owe him soon enough."
In summary, Ted I do not feel bad for you and your current health issues. You have never given a shit about anyone who could not directly help you in some way shape or form and shame on Mary Jo Kopechne's family. If she was related to me, every year on the anniversary of the car wreck I would take out a full page ad in every newspaper in Massachusetts. The headline would read, "Hey Everybody just wanted to remind you Ted Kennedy killed me!" with a nice picture from the scene of the accident. Hey Mr Kennedy, I have but one short phrase prepared especially for a drunkard chestpuffing gin blossomed ass-hole sociopath like you, "FUCK YOU!"

funny picture from http://www.ronaldreagan.com/images/kennedy_drunk.jpg

Hmmmmmm.....

Where is my stimulus $$$ Mr. President. Seeing that you and your cabinet have pissed through a Trillion$$ dollars since October / November 2008... Where, dare I ask, is my stimulus. Is it the $11 extra that's in my paycheck each week? Well holy shit, Thanks a bunch --- With the increase in tobacco tax you just set forth that $11 got gobbled up faster than a cock at a whore house. I am however in the market for a new vehicle... Do you think Gov't Motor Corporation has any good incentives to buy right now? Barack are you now personally guaranteeing my warranty?!? AWESOME, I would much rather my hard earned f'n money going to the idiots running Detroit instead of putting it towards my children's education --- which, heads up Hussein, will be about 100k a year by the time they are ready to go. It's insight and forward thinking like this Mr. President that will be the salvation our country needs and it makes me want to shake your hand and say FUCK YOU!